Hello FuMPsters... or FuMPliens... or mutherFuMPers... WHATEVER you're calling yourself out there in FuMP fan-land!
'Tis I, the ever-lovin' (except I really hate everyone and everything) Seamonkey!
This here FuMP blog was set up to keep our fans up to date on what's happening in our little respective corners of comedydom, and being as I really HAVE NO FANS, then I'll kind of masturbate myself with typing here.
The FuMP may not see very much of Ye Olde Comedy Seamonkey this Spring and Summer of '09. Perhaps even the Fall! WHY? Is THAT what you asked? Oh, you said, "GOOD!" My bad. Well, I'll tell you WHY anyway!
The Boobles is getting downright scary as a force to be reckoned with. Who else do you know that's taking possibly the greatest musical group of all time and bastardizing their legend into an album full of parody songs dedicated to women's breasts? AND who do you know that is donating the profits from this to breast cancer research for a cure? No one??? Well, now you do!
The Boobles full length album should be (fingers crossed) available by the end of 2009 and will feature full orchestrations, tape manipulated recordings, a ShoEboX and best of all... BOOBALICIOUSNESS!!! I am currently working with members of Dallas/Fort Worth's premiere Beatles cover bands, Me & My Monkey and A Hard Night's Day as well as some contribution from Possible Oscar's own Bud Sharpe, ShoEboX from Worm Quartet and who KNOWS who else!! There will be a vinyl pressing in addition to the customary CD and mp3 downloads to tantalize that inner audiophile (will there be any backward masking??)! So practice patience with the Seamonkey this year, because The Boobles will be the comedy music event of the decade! Yeah, Weird Al, you heard me say that!
Watch the NEW FuMP BLOG, seamonkeymusic.com, my MySpace and Facebook pages and where ever else you get your Seamonkey to keep abreast (heh heh) of how it's coming along!
Thanks for any support anyone can send in regard to this project.
All we are saying, is give teats a chance!