C.O.G. Fanclub Election forthcoming!

Hear ye, hear ye!

Almost an entire glorious year has gone by for the mighty, burgeoning ranks of the S.P.R.O.C.K.E.T.S., and therefore it is now time for a bit of recycling. Time to return the cells of your beloved S.P.R.O.C.K.E.T.S. leaders back to the vat of primordial slime from which they were originally culled!

Now is the time to nominate the next leader of this illustrious fan club. If you think you have what it takes, and can take the time required to promote the EVIL SCIENCE of the Consortium of Genius, REPLY to this with a brief description regarding WHY you are right for the job.* On August 17th, we'll put it to a vote, and announce the winner the following week!

Meanwhile, we shall ready the chemical vat for dissolution of the first S.P.R.O.C.K.E.T.S. president...



*To qualify, you must be over 18, have been born on the planet Earth, and NOT be under the mental control of enemies of the Consortium of Genius!