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2009-03-03 (0 comments)

Oh my god, this semester is killing me. Why can't it be as easy as last semester?!

Well I only came on here to procrastinate on English work for a few seconds. Seeya!

2009-02-26 (0 comments)

I am so sorry.

Conversation I had on facebook:

Me: I'm gonna Rhydon you all night long.
Him: Dick learned harden
Me: Never gonna Raichu a song
Him: Well, I pikachu while you change clothes
Me: I ain't missingno body
Him: Farfetch'd idea. I Machoke you
Me: I can't descyther this code
Him: Male Seaking male
Me: I smoke weedle all day
Him: I have to sneasel
Me: Stop horseaing around.
Him: Hold on to your caterpie all over the floor
Me: Geodude I didn't do that
Him: I'm Beedrilling your ass.
Me: I wanna muk you like an animal
Him: Your face looks a little... oddish
Me: It's a pretty big cloysterfuck.
Him: You fuck like a Primeape
Me: I deserve a little chansey.
Him: I Mareep you
Me: be onix, do you not like me because I'm fat?
Him: You have Dunsparcely more than she has
Me: Zubatter believe it.
Him: I am having a twinky, pass me a ho-oh
Me: Mew need to stop eating those.
Him: Hey mom I think I'm an Espeon
Me: That is absolutely gastly!
Him: The Marill lower taxes
Me: I don't think he'll clefable to
Him: I am out of ideas.
Me: I need to hack up a Lugia.

2009-02-25 (0 comments)

Live stuff

Man, is it just me, or was last semester a whole lot easier than this one?

In other news, my band (and by band I mean me, Kyle and drum tracks going through an amp) did a show last week. Here's some videos so you can see us mess up every 2 seconds:
Birds and Bees
Looks Delicious
A Song About Birds

There were people there specifically to see us. I felt pretty cool because of that.

2009-02-17 (0 comments)

Music quiz thingy

List 10 musical artists you like (do this before reading the questions below).

1. They Might Be Giants
2. The Beatles
3. The Flaming Lips
4. Weezer
5. Jonathan Coulton
6. Lemon Demon
7. My Chemical Romance
8. Weird Al Yankovic
9. Worm Quartet
10. The Mountain Goats

What was the first song you ever heard by 6?:
Ebaums World Dot Com

What is your favourite album of 8?
Running with Scissors

What is your favorite lyric of 5?:
It's so high up here and the stars so clear, are they close enough? Will they hear me bark from here?

How many times have you seen each of your 10 bands live?:
They Might Be Giants: 1
My Chemical Romance: 1
Weird Al Yankovic: 2
Worm Quartet: 1

What is your favorite song by 7?

Is there a song of 3 that makes you sad?
Waitin' for a Superman.

What is your favorite song by 2?:
Yikes, that is hard. Um, I'm gonna say While My Guitar Gently Weeps.

What is your favorite song by 9?:
Probably Strap-On Brain.

What is your favorite album by 1?:
The Else, no questions asked.

How did you get into 7:
Well, I used to hate them. Because I used to write them off as stupid whiny emo music. Then Raina somehow convinced me to listen to The Black Parade and I liked it, then I saw them live. Now that I like MCR, it scares me to think about what possibilities that could open me up to.

What is your favorite song by 4?
Pink Triangle, haha.

Who is your favorite band member in 9?:
Frank, the limbless drummer.

Which of the 10 has influenced you the most?:
I'd say They Might Be Giants.

What is a good memory concerning 2?:
Haha I don't know. I wasn't alive when they were at their prime.

Is there a song by 8 that makes you sad?:
Ahaha, there could not be a more inappropriate artist by that number.

What is your favorite song of 1?:
With the Dark.

How did you become a fan of 10?:
His songs were getting played on Moral Orel like the dickens and I liked what I heard so I checked out some CDs.

2009-02-15 (0 comments)

Yesterday was Valentine's day?

Wonder why I didn't notice.

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