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2009-01-29 (0 comments)

They're not much fun!

Hello!  In an effort to be more of a nice friend this year, I'm actually trying to do someone a FAVOR!

(I'll wait patiently as you pick yourself up off the floor)

Does anyone out there in the land of dementia have a vocal-less version of "Dead Puppies" (music only) they can send me? It's for a friend who's child wants to sing it in the school talent show.

Thanks in advance!

Love,
Chris

2008-12-27 (0 comments)

20 years later...

In 1988, when I was 13, I promised myself that I would, someday, some year,  have a song on Dr. Demento's annual Funny 25.

The Dr. Demento Show #08-52 - December 28, 2008
Special Topic: the funny 25

#25 When J. Edgar Hoover Wore A Dress - Bob Pyle
#24 Living On A Roll And A Prayer - Hot Waffles
#23 I Peed In The Pool - Robert Lund
#22 I'm Thinkin' 'Bout Nailin' Sarah Palin - Steve Goodie
#21 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#20 Dear Santa - Sean Morey
#19 Jack Bauer - the great Luke Ski
#18 Viagra In The Waters - Camille West
#17 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head - The Frantics
#16 Re: Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton
#15 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
#14 Battlestar Rhapsody - the great Luke Ski
#13 Hey Indy! - Whimsical Will
#12 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#11 Guitar Hero - Insane Ian
#10 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#9 It's Business Time - Flight Of The Conchords
#8 The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon
#7 Dungeons And Dragons - The Dead Alewives
#6 Whatever You Like - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#5 White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#3 99 Words For Boobs - Robert Lund
#2 Robots - Flight Of The Conchords
#1 Hold On, I've Got To Take This - Power Salad

2008-11-22 (0 comments)

He's a powder keg of black fury that's about to explode!






This is the story of 1970’s action legend Black Dynamite. When “The Man” murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.


2008-08-20 (0 comments)

Udderly Rediculous!

It's official!  The song Hot Waffles has made the most money from:

"Cows"

(Our ode to Mr. Lucas is a close second). 

2008-08-05 (0 comments)

What if?

There are a lot of "What ifs" out there regarding the casting of Harrison Ford as Han Solo in Star Wars.  Well, now I present to you a NEW what if.

What if Chris Waffle had been cast as Han Solo?



Pretty hot, right?  Anyway, I'm just joshin'.  This was part of an elaborate Star Wars themed birthday my friends at the 'ol day job did for me. It was awesome!



They decorated my desk all up! And there was CAKE!



They even dressed up! My manager dressed kind of like Princess Leia (my request for Slave Outfit Leia was denied)


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