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2014-10-31 (0 comments)
Nuclear Bubble Wrap Sexy Silk
Happy Halloween, everybody! I present, the creepiest, scariest Nuclear Bubble Wrap song that has ever been made... and probably will ever be made. You can play this in your haunted house.

It's about black widow spiders having sex. You know how when they boink, the female spider eats the male afterwards? That's why they're called black windows, and all. This song is from the point of view of the male spider. He seems to be REALLY into it, actually. Spider relationships are complicated, man.

Gotta say, this is probably the last song in the string of "NBW tries to just be creepy as shit" phase. The next album is shaping up to be a lot more light hearted and nice!

From the album, Psycho Delicacy, of course.

Jace McLain - vocals, guitars, keyboards, bongos
Kyle Thorne - bass

2014-10-28 (4 comments)
Devo Spice Raise the Game This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
featuring Worm Quartet
2014-10-24 (3 comments)
Marc Gunn Reavers, Malcolm, Reavers
2014-10-21 (5 comments)
Insane Ian Turn It Off
2014-10-19 (9 comments)
Todd Chappelle October Night
2014-10-17 (7 comments)
Circuits or Gears I Am A Robot
2014-10-14 (10 comments)
the great
Luke Ski
I Like Kyle
featuring Insane Ian, Power Salad, Dino-Mike, and Kornflake
2014-10-10 (7 comments)
Bonecage D.R.A.M. This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
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2014-10-29 (1 comment)
David Tanny Head - almost live mix
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2014-10-14 Devo Spice
Halloween with the FuMP
The FuMP is proud to announce our first Halloween compilation CD!

Over the years The FuMP has brought you dozens of spooky, scary, twisted, and bizarre Halloween songs. Now 21 of our favorite Halloween comedy songs are together on one CD or digital download.

Halloween with the FuMP features the greatest, scariest, and funniest Halloween-related or just generally scary-thing-related songs that we've produced over the years. Topics include vampire penguins, horror movies, zombies, blood, guts, boobs, beards, and Halloween itself.

Get it now, because when this CD is over you will die! MWAHAHAHAHA! Ooooooo... spooooooky....

Click here to order your copy today!
2014-10-14 the great Luke Ski
If you've heard "4th Grade Talent Show", then vote in the Luke Ski Top 50 Poll for 2014!

When we last did the Luke Ski Top 50 Poll to determine the fifty most popular tracks of mine among my fans, the top 5 were as follows: "Stealing Like A Hobbit", "You Don't Know Jack", "Grease Wars", "Fanboy", and "Snoopy The Dogg". Three years have passed, and my latest album "4th Grade Talent Show" has been out for 2 months, which means it's time to redo the poll to see how well my latest creations do when up against my classic fan-beloved-hits. Will the Logan-Award-winning juggernaut "When You Wish Upon A Death Star" claim the top spot? How about 2014's Dr. Demento Show hit, "Fake Adult"? What about "Scoob", "Neurotica", "Orko, Slimer, Wicket, & Snarf", and all the rest? Their placement on the list is all up to you, Luke Ski fans!

If you haven't heard all the main song tracks from my latest album "4th Grade Talent Show" yet, I would appreciate it if you'd go listen to them before voting on this poll. You can hear them all on my Bandcamp page for free.

Once you're up to speed, then go to http://surveymonkey.com/s/FX9FDD6 . Go down the list of songs (they are arranged chronologically by album), and if a song is a personal favorite of yours, click on it to vote for it. You can vote for as many as you want. At the bottom of the page, click "Done". I'll keep the poll open until midnight on Monday, October 27th, and announce the updated list soon after that. Thank you to all my fans for participating, I can't wait to see how "4th Grade Talent Show" rates against my hits of the past. :)
2014-10-05 Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction
Phil Johnson FIlms New Comedy Special Nov 8th in San Jose, CA
San Jose native and national comedian Phil Johnson is bringing his hilarious antics back home for a special filming of his 3rd DVD. Johnson, who has appeared at the Sundance Film Festival, has an entertaining and action packed show filled with his two loves, comedy and music. The comedian and singer/songwriter will be performing at The Art Boutiki, 44 Race St, San Jose, CA on Saturday, November 8th at 8 PM. Advanced tickets for the “Comedy Special Taping with Phil Johnson” are on sale now for $10 per person or $15 for an advanced sale ticket including a DVD of Johnson’s performance. Tickets can be purchased online at http://bit.ly/philcomedyspecial. Tickets are $15 at the door. Comedy-goers can be part of the show and get their laughs with Johnson’s original music and stand up comedy. His playful and good-humored songs are inspired by the oddities of everyday life, social issues and the flat out crazy things people do. Johnson has performed at the Sundance Film Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, on Sirius/XM radio's comedy station Raw Dog and was a semi-finalist in the 2014 World Series of Comedy in Las Vegas. He has multiple DVDs and CDs with his clever sidesplitting comedy available for purchase. More information on Phil Johnson can be found on his website: http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com
2014-09-13 Possible Oscar
Possible Oscar went to FuMPFeST, and all we got was this stupid documentary

Possible Oscar went to FuMPFeST. This is their story. We proudly present Wasting Film: Live at FuMPFeST 2014, a Turnidoff Productions production.

2014-09-08 Devo Spice
The FuMP Volume 46
The FuMP Volume 46 (July - August 2014) is now available digitally with physical CDs coming soon!

Volume 46 features all of the songs posted to TheFuMP.com during July and August of 2014 including new tracks by Worm Quartet, the great Luke Ski, Carla Ulbrich, and Marc Gunn.

Marc Gunn celebrates the new season of Doctor Who with a song written by Devo Spice called "Doctor of Gallifrey." Insane Ian celebrates Guardians of the Galaxy with his Beatles parody "Rocket & Groot." And Smashy Claw returns to the FuMP with a very demented song about a "Goldfish."

Also, in a FuMP first, this album contains THREE cover songs. "Der Fuehrer's Face" by Kranken Welpen is a cover of the classic dementia song by Spike Jones. "Rich Fantasy Lives" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap is a cover of the Pegasus winning filk song by Rob Balder. And "Enema Countdown" by Bonecage is a new rocking version of the classic DaVinci's Notebook a cappella song.

This CD also contains a video of the great Luke Ski performing his Logan Award winning parody medley "When You Wish Upon A Death Star" live at Orlando Nerd Fest.

Click here to order your copy now!
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