This song is about a man who chases a woman all over the world just because he wants to take her bowling. Yeah I know tons of other bands of written about the same subject, but this is our take on it. This song combines two genres which don't normally play well together - hard-core metal and soft FM pop, and with as many syllables as we could cram into every verse. Enjoy!
As we say goodbye and good riddance to yet another year the artists of The FuMP attempt to bring a little joy into your pathetic, meaningless lives.
Steve Goodie takes on Donald Trump and the NRA, Pony Death Ride wants to tell you all about their bike, and MC Lars attempts to explain Schrödinger's Cat but gets distracted by Juggalos.
Being the end of the year we also have a new batch of Christmas songs, including songs by Max DeGroot who wants to be one of Santa's reindeer, The Courtesan & The Cabin Boy who tell us about Krampus, and Pony Death Ride who celebrates Christmas Tom Waits style.
Volume 66 also marks the triumphant return of some artists we haven't heard from in quite some time, including Project Sisyphus who poke fun at pop music, Robert Lund and Spaff.com who take on white supremacy at Christmas time, and Worm Quartet who celebrates his job giving him a company-branded poncho.
This album also includes an exclusive Insane Ian Tastes Tests video where he tries out Utz's Snow Balls, just in time for Christmas.
The FuMP is proud to present a free download of our favorite songs of 2017. The FuMP Presents the Best Comedy Songs of 2017 as Chosen by the Artists in No Particular Order is a collection of our 10 favorite songs of the year as voted upon by the artists who submitted them. This album is now available as a free download and clocks in at an easy-to-digest half hour of music.
Download this album, pass it around, share it with all your friends, and join us in celebrating our favorite songs from 2017.
1. "Candybars" - the great Luke Ski
2. "My Job Gave Me a Poncho" - Worm Quartet
3. "Gravity Is Stupid" - Devo Spice
4. "Geeky Girl" - The Library Bards
5. "Gas Station Disc Jockey" - Power Salad
6. "Sponge Bath No Pants" - Steve Goodie
7. "Regarding Your Demise" - Smashy Claw
8. "Smells Like Herb Alpert" - Power Salad
9. "Just for You" - Devo Spice
10. "We Want The FuMP" - The FuMP
Bonecage Kicks Off "The Chorus of Life" - A new series of YouTube shorts.
This week, Bonecage launched a new YouTube channel called "Chorus of Life" where he creates short comedy choruses paired with equally odd stock footage. The goal is to create a depot for all the insane ideas that never get turned into full songs, either because they are too weird or due to time constraints.
If you are at all familiar with Bonecage's music, you will have a good idea of what to expect over there. So far, there are eight songs, and roughly half are about body parts...
The goal of the channel is for viewers to submit their own videos to possibly receive the CoL treatment. If you'd like to submit a video, share a link in the comment section of one of the current videos or send an e-mail.
Bonecage (who is definitely not the person writing this and weirdly talking about himself in the 3rd person) says that he could really use your support to get the new channel off the ground, so if this seems interesting to you, pop on over and leave a comment and/or subscribe and share at the link below.
Also performing: Devo Spice Insane Ian The Library Bards the great Luke Ski Marc with a C Power Salad TV’s Kyle and Lindzilla and more to be announced!
Returning events/things include: the immense “Table 27” merch table full of CDs & swag by all our performers, “Dementia Smackdown Wrestling” hosted by Commissioner J.P. Tuesday and Duke “Flyboy” DuJour, the “FuMP Jukebox” concert, and the traditional closing “Dementia Smackdown” concert! More events to be announced.
Registration (done through the main MarsCon website):
Adult weekend badges are $50 through 1/31/18, $65 at the door. Single day adult badge prices are Friday $25, Saturday $40, & Sunday $25.
Child (6-12) badge prices are $25 through 1/31/18, $30 at the door. Single day child (6-12) badge prices are Friday $10, Saturday $20, & Sunday $10.
Coming soon: The MarsCon 2018 Dementia Track Fund Raiser MP3 album, featuring nearly 4 hours of comedy & music highlights recorded live at MarsCon 2017! All proceeds cover the hotel costs of the track performers!
I’ll be updating the website soon with all the info for the forthcoming 2018 convention. For now, get registered and get psyched for another great year of funny music!
~ Luke Ski, Chair of the MarsCon Dementia Track
~ Carrie Dalhby, Vice Chair of the MarsCon 2018 Dementia Track
and the MarsCon 2018 Dementia Track Team: ~ Devo Spice, Jered Perez, Byron Lee, John Eichenlaub, Insane Ian, & Chris Mezzolesta
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