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2014-07-22 (2 comments)
Steve Goodie Almost A Band [Chocolate Makes Me Fat]
Okay... here's the deal... I spent three weeks in Europe and couldn't be bothered to come up with a new funny song for the FuMP. I admit it. So, failing that, I pulled this parody of a ftriend's song out of my butt.

I also failed mightily in the "tell your friends about your tour" department. So this song might just make up for that, too.

But probably not.

Jenny Casey is a Nashville artist, whose lovely song "My Boy" is about her oldest son moving out of the house and going to college. You can learn all about Jenny [and buy her awesome new CD "Rockin' The House"] here... and you can find her album on itunes here... and you can hear the original "My Boy" here for free.

Music: Jenny Casey
Lyrics, production, guitars, bass, drums, mandolin, pedal steel, vocal, stupid fake drums and synth stuff: SG
Fiddle: Laura McGhee
Swiss vocal: Walter Frei

PS... a lot of this song won't make any sense, cause it's full of inside jokes. Here are a couple clues:

There is a trucking company in Europe called Schmitz, and they have trucks EVERYWHERE. So we invented a driving game called "Schmitz." If you see a Schmitz emblem, you yell "Schmitz!" at the top of your lungs, and you get a point. Jenny won the first round, 108 - 102.

Walter Frei is a music impresario from Liechtenstein who met Jenny in Nashville at the 2013 CMA Festival. He booked a week's worth of Switzerland shows for her in July 2014, and he treated us like family. The Freis had us over to their house several times, fed us like royalty, they were patient with our complete lack of German vocabulary, and they let us teach them stupid card games. We really appreciate Walter and all the Freis!

Walter's English got better as the week went on... and when we offered him some chocolate, and he responded by shaking his head and saying, "Chocolate makes me fat," well, it just cracked us up. His accent and his demeanor in the face of chocolate was hilarious at the time... and I promised to make a song called "Chocolate Makes Me Fat." I recorded Walter saying the "chocolate makes me fat" into my phone, and here's that song! Sort of.

2014-07-18 (4 comments)
Nuclear Bubble Wrap Rich Fantasy Lives
2014-07-15 (9 comments)
Worm Quartet Math Is Bulls**t This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
featuring Insane Ian
2014-07-11 (7 comments)
Mikey Mason Settle
2014-07-08 (9 comments)
Marc Gunn Doctor of Gallifrey
2014-07-04 (12 comments)
Kranken Welpen Der Fuehrer's Face
2014-07-01 (2 comments)
Insane Ian Borderlands
2014-06-27 (9 comments)
Power Salad Amazon Drone
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2014-07-20 (0 comments)
Art Paul Schlosser Field Mice and Spice Racks with Finger Picking
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2014-07-09 the great Luke Ski
Carrie Dahlby releases her 3rd album, “Sing All Funny Jokes”!
SAFJThe 3rd studio album by Carrie Dahlby, "Sing All Funny Jokes" is chock full of songs she's posted at the Funny Music Project website (TheFuMP.com) from 2009 to 2014. The album features appearances and / or collaborations by the great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, Flat 29, Earl 'Wyngarde' Luckes, Cirque du So What?, TV's Kyle, Power Salad, Worm Quartet, and introducing her son, Alex. With Dr. Demento Show hits like "Twitter Tweetin'", "Pregnancy Is Strange", and "Almost Parent Time", "Sing All Funny Jokes" is the best Carrie Dahlby album released in the past 5 years!

You can get the album now both as a download and on CD from her new Bandcamp page, http://carriedahlby.bandcamp.com, as well as her previous 2 albums, "Giant Kitten" and "Happy Ranch".
2014-07-09 the great Luke Ski
BuzzFeed articles about FuMPFeST have a lot of nice things to say about it!
BuzzFeedWhile FuMPFeST 2014 was in full swing, BuzzFeed reporter Katie Notopoulos was there interviewing several people and taking a lot of pictures. The result was posted today, a full length article on the event which had A LOT of nice things to say about us, and a pictorial piece showing the favorite comedy bands and non-comedy bands of many of the attendees and performers of FuMPFeST 2014. We at TheFuMP.com want to thank Katie for writing and posting such an excited, supportive, energetic article about our event. In a world where mean-spirited snark rules much of web journalism, it was particularly heartwarming to have someone cover our comedy music event in such a positive light. So thank you so much Katie for all the kind words. :) Here are the links to the 2 articles:
- The Men Who Dare To Be Demented
- 25 People At A Song Parody Convention Share Their Musical Tastes
2014-07-09 the great Luke Ski
FuMP acts to perform at Orlando Nerd Fest and Gen Con Indy 2014!

ORLANDO NERD FEST
2014
http://orlandonerdfest.com
The Orlando Airport Marriott - Orlando, FL
August 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, & 11th, 2014

Filling in the gaping void left by Nerdapalooza, some like-minded cohorts of theirs have launched Orlando Nerd Fest to keep the tradition going! The FuMP's own 'the great Luke Ski' has been booked to perform there, along with his nerdy comedy rap partner in crime, Devo Spice! Also performing over the 5 day weekend will be MC Lars, Schaffer The Darklord, MC Frontalot, Sci-Fried, Former Fat Boys, My Parents Favorite Music, Marc With A C, Scrub Club Records, The Doubleclicks, Kirby Krackle, and many many more! And be sure to support their KICKSTARTER to put out a live CD & DVD of the event!

GEN CON INDY 2014
http://www.gencon.com
Indianapolis Convention Center - Indianapolis, IN
August 14th - 17th, 2014

This year will be the great Luke Ski's 20th Anniversary at Gen Con! He'll be doing concerts there along with Marc Gunn, Mikey Mason, the Damsels Of Dorkington, Dan The Bard, The Doubleclicks, Molly Lewis, Whitney Avalon, and more! For a detailed list of all their performances and links to buy tickets for them, CLICK HERE.
2014-05-15 Devo Spice
Site Difficulties
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2014-05-14 Nuclear Bubble Wrap
New NBW music video, and Psycho Delicacy is out!


This is the latest Nuclear Bubble Wrap music video: The Halloween That Came Before November the First!

It's the first of many music videos for the new album Psycho Delicacy, which is now available from Bandcamp, iTunes, Amazon and as a physical CD!
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