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2017-08-15 (3 comments)
Truth in Advertising DMV
Psych-folk about all the things that can happen while you're waiting in line forever at the DMV.

AKA the department of motor vehicles, also known as a place that fulfills a necessary bureaucratic function as slow as it possibly can. It takes a long time. It's hard to convey how long it can take.
Well, ok, I'll try: have you ever gone to a pizza shop, like just been walking by and you're hungry so you stop in to order a small pizza to take home with you because shit is hard sometimes and it's nice to surprise yourself?
You go up to the counter, the glorious order of pizza with a ridiculous mound of cheese wafts out from behind her. You place your order and give the cashier your name, Rick Thompson, and then you go sit down to wait for your lunch.
After a few minutes they call "Thomas" and at first you get excited because your name kind of sounds like Thomas, but then some other dude who was already there gets up and takes the pizza and you're sad, but it wasn't your name anyway, so you don't pay it much mind, you just go back to looking at the autographed pictures of John Tesh, and Rebecca DeMorney, and other random celebrities that have stopped by over the years, presumably to also get pizza. It makes you reflect on how alike we all are in small ways that we never think about. Then you think about the fleeting nature of celebrity and how you haven't really seen Rebecca DeMorney in anything in awhile, and that leads you to wonder if Peter Scolari is still alive, and before you know it a half hour has come and gone and you realize, "hold on a minute, where's my goddamn Pizza?"
So you go up to the cashier and you say, "Hey It's been like a half hour-40 minutes, how much longer is my pizza going to take?" And she says, "what's the name?" and you say "Thompson, Rick Thompson." And then she goes in the back and you see her talking to one of the cooks and he says something back, and then they look at a receipt, and then look at another receipt, and he shakes his head, and she comes back out and looks confused and very apologetic and says, "Um, I'm so sorry but it looks like someone took your pizza."
"They...I..." you respond confused.
"Took your pizza, like just took it and left. But don't worry we'll, hey-we'll put another one right on for you!"
And then you're like, “Well fuck, it'll take me longer to get a refund and go somewhere else and wait for that food,” so you sigh in frustration and hunger and go back and sit down, and FINALLY after another 10 minutes, they call your name and you eat the whole thing in your car in like 3 minutes.
The DMV takes longer than that.

2017-08-11 (2 comments)
2d6 I Brake For Cake (Next Level Hotel Food) This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
featuring the great Luke Ski
2017-08-08 (2 comments)
Steve Goodie Words That Sound Dirty, But They Ain't
2017-08-04 (3 comments)
Lauren Mayer Hormone Hell
2017-08-01 (2 comments)
Grottomatic When I'm Dead, Part 3
2017-07-28 (5 comments)
Steve Goodie We Don't Care
2017-07-25 (1 comment)
Smashy Claw Cowhog
2017-07-21 (2 comments)
The Flatworms The Duel This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
More FuMP songs in the archives!
2017-07-22 (0 comments)
Derwood Bowen Bitcoin Pimp feat. Brenden Strange
More songs in the Sideshow!
2017-06-27 Devo Spice
New in The FuMP's Store

Holy Bongwater - Mock the Vote! 2016
Relive all the "fun" of the 2016 presidential election with this EP full of parodies about the various candidates. Click here to order your copy.

Smashy Claw - Former Spine
Smashy Claw's debut album from 2013 is now available Click here to order your copy.

FuMPFest 2017 Program Book
We have a few extra copies of the FuMPFest 2017 program book and will be selling them through the end of July only. Click here to order your copy.

2017-05-17 Devo Spice
FuMPFest 2017 T-Shirt Now Available for Pre-Order

We are now accepting pre-orders for the 2017 FuMPFest t-shirt. If you order now and pick up your shirt at the event we will refund your shipping. The shirt is available in both men's and women's sizes.

Order now!



NOTE: The deadline to pre-order is 5/26. Then we will be placing the order with the manufacturer and selling the rest at FuMPFest. If there are any stock left after FuMPFest we will list it for sale here.
2017-04-21 Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Pretty Rings Music Video


We got a new music video out for Earth Day! Another single from our latest album, Multiverses. If we keep on the course we’re on, we just might have pretty rings like Saturn.

You can get the song from our album Multiverses.
2017-04-20 Insane Ian
The FuMP releases new music video for Insane Ian's "Doctor Who"
Directed by Insane Ian and shot and edited by Jared Ringold at Marscon 2017 comes the newest music video produced by The FuMP! Check it out!

2017-04-01 Devo Spice
April Fools' Newsletter
Every month The FuMP puts out an email newsletter to keep our fans up to date on all the FuMP goings on around these parts, dutifully edited by our own Eclectic Lee Seitz. And every year for April Fools' Day we turn him loose to just have some fun at our expense. This is our latest entry.

Read about the many new configurations of the Consortium of Genius, hear about Luke Ski's plastic surgery to look like Prohias, check out Insane Ian's new wax cylinder project, and read the special "In Other News" segment submitted by Drachonus.

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