Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day everybody! To celebrate, this song has absolutely nothing to do with pirates. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Over a year ago I was asked by Kyle Kallgren, aka Oancitizen, host of the movie review web series Brows Held High (which can be seen on such fine sites as this one and this one) if I, as my internet reviewer persona Some Jerk With A Camera, would be interested in collaborating with him on an epic three-part musical review of LA BELLE ET LA BETE, Jean Cocteau's classic French adaptation of BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, with parodies of songs from Disney's ubiquitous 1991 animated version. Over one year and dozens of cameos later, we have DONE JUST THAT! The first two parts of it can be seen here and here, the third part is coming very soon, and the songs can be downloaded right here on my Bandcamp page!
One such song is a good ol' fashioned French-bashing ditty to the tune of "Be Our Guest" called "Cause It's French" and THIS is a special alternate version featuring the original lyrics I wrote with Kyle, covering such topics as EuroDisneyland and the inevitable future war between humans and sentient teapots. We eventually decided to rewrite it into something more on-topic, but we still liked the original lyrics so we recorded them too! Enjoy, mateys! Arrrgh or something.
Possible Oscar went to FuMPFeST, and all we got was this stupid documentary
Possible Oscar went to FuMPFeST. This is their story. We proudly present Wasting Film: Live at FuMPFeST 2014, a Turnidoff Productions production.
The FuMP Volume 46 The FuMP Volume 46 (July - August 2014) is now available digitally with physical CDs coming soon!
Volume 46 features all of the songs posted to TheFuMP.com during July and August of 2014 including new tracks by Worm Quartet, the great Luke Ski, Carla Ulbrich, and Marc Gunn.
Marc Gunn celebrates the new season of Doctor Who with a song written by Devo Spice called "Doctor of Gallifrey." Insane Ian celebrates Guardians of the Galaxy with his Beatles parody "Rocket & Groot." And Smashy Claw returns to the FuMP with a very demented song about a "Goldfish."
Also, in a FuMP first, this album contains THREE cover songs. "Der Fuehrer's Face" by Kranken Welpen is a cover of the classic dementia song by Spike Jones. "Rich Fantasy Lives" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap is a cover of the Pegasus winning filk song by Rob Balder. And "Enema Countdown" by Bonecage is a new rocking version of the classic DaVinci's Notebook a cappella song.
This CD also contains a video of the great Luke Ski performing his Logan Award winning parody medley "When You Wish Upon A Death Star" live at Orlando Nerd Fest.
Spaff.com presents The Best of Robert Lund! 25 tracks of hilarious songs penned by Spaff and recorded by Robert Lund, including his hit songs "I Got Crabs from Darth Vader," "99 Words for Boobs", "Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah," and "Save Me, Obama."
This CD features liner notes written by legendary radio personality Dr. Demento and a reversible insert, so you have your choice of what cover you want to see on the outside.
the great Luke Ski's new album "4th Grade Talent Show" available now! My 11th full length comedy album "4th Grade
Talent Show" is available on CD and as a digital download
right now at http://lukeski.bandcamp.com
and on CD in the FuMP
Store! This CD has the Logan Award winning
Disney-buys-Star-Wars parody medley"When You Wish Upon A Death
Star", as well as my 2014 hit from the Dr. Demento Show, "Fake
Adult". It also has tributes to Scooby Doo, 80's media
franchise mascots, a Tyrannosaurus, and a deep dive into the dark
crevices of my mind, if you dare to go there with me. The album
features appearances by Devo Spice, Insane Ian, Carrie Dahlby,
TV's Kyle, Lindsay Smith, Tony Goldmark, a whole lot of folks
from the FuMP, and Doug Walker "The Nostalgia Critic"!
It's 70 minutes of content for $10 + shipping on CD, or $8
the great Luke Ski
Carrie Dahlby releases her 3rd album, “Sing All Funny Jokes”! The 3rd studio album by
Carrie Dahlby, "Sing All Funny Jokes" is chock full of songs she's
posted at the Funny Music Project website (TheFuMP.com) from 2009 to
2014. The album features appearances and / or collaborations by the
great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, Flat 29, Earl 'Wyngarde' Luckes, Cirque
du So What?, TV's Kyle, Power Salad, Worm Quartet, and introducing
her son, Alex. With Dr. Demento Show hits like "Twitter Tweetin'",
"Pregnancy Is Strange", and "Almost Parent Time", "Sing All Funny
Jokes" is the best Carrie Dahlby album released in the past 5 years!
You can get the album now both as a download and on CD from her new
Bandcamp page, http://carriedahlby.bandcamp.com,
as well as her previous 2 albums, "Giant Kitten" and "Happy Ranch".
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