I was at the Louisiana Renaissance Festival when a fellow entertainer Jared Billeaud approached me and started singing a parody of the song "Leave Her, Johnny, Leave Her". I had to have it on my Sci Fi Drinking Songs album. So we finished the lyrics together.
Halloween with the FuMP The FuMP is proud to announce our first Halloween compilation CD!
Over the years The FuMP has brought you dozens of spooky, scary, twisted, and bizarre Halloween songs. Now 21 of our favorite Halloween comedy songs are together on one CD or digital download.
Halloween with the FuMP features the greatest, scariest, and funniest Halloween-related or just generally scary-thing-related songs that we've produced over the years. Topics include vampire penguins, horror movies, zombies, blood, guts, boobs, beards, and Halloween itself.
Get it now, because when this CD is over you will die! MWAHAHAHAHA! Ooooooo... spooooooky....
If you've heard "4th Grade Talent Show", then vote in the Luke Ski Top 50 Poll for 2014!
When we last did the Luke Ski Top 50 Poll to determine the fifty
most popular tracks of mine among my fans, the top 5 were as
follows: "Stealing Like A Hobbit", "You Don't Know Jack",
"Grease Wars", "Fanboy", and "Snoopy The Dogg". Three
years have passed, and my latest album "4th Grade Talent Show"
has been out for 2 months, which means it's time to redo the poll to
see how well my latest creations do when up against my classic
fan-beloved-hits. Will the Logan-Award-winning juggernaut "When
You Wish Upon A Death Star" claim the top spot? How about
2014's Dr. Demento Show hit, "Fake Adult"? What about "Scoob",
"Neurotica", "Orko, Slimer, Wicket, & Snarf", and all the
rest? Their placement on the list is all up to you, Luke Ski fans!
Once you're up to speed, then go to http://surveymonkey.com/s/FX9FDD6
. Go down the list of songs (they are arranged chronologically by
album), and if a song is a personal favorite of yours, click on it
to vote for it. You can vote for as many as you want. At the bottom
of the page, click "Done". I'll keep the poll open until midnight
on Monday, October 27th, and announce the updated list soon
after that. Thank you to all my fans for participating, I can't wait
to see how "4th Grade Talent Show" rates against my hits of the
Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction
Phil Johnson FIlms New Comedy Special Nov 8th in San Jose, CA San Jose native and national comedian Phil Johnson is bringing his hilarious antics back home for a special filming of his 3rd DVD.
Johnson, who has appeared at the Sundance Film Festival, has an entertaining and action packed show filled with his two loves, comedy and music. The comedian and singer/songwriter will be performing at The Art Boutiki, 44 Race St, San Jose, CA on Saturday, November 8th at 8 PM.
Advanced tickets for the “Comedy Special Taping with Phil Johnson” are on sale now for $10 per person or $15 for an advanced sale ticket including a DVD of Johnson’s performance. Tickets can be purchased online at http://bit.ly/philcomedyspecial. Tickets are $15 at the door.
Comedy-goers can be part of the show and get their laughs with Johnson’s original music and stand up comedy. His playful and good-humored songs are inspired by the oddities of everyday life, social issues and the flat out crazy things people do.
Johnson has performed at the Sundance Film Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, on Sirius/XM radio's comedy station Raw Dog and was a semi-finalist in the 2014 World Series of Comedy in Las Vegas. He has multiple DVDs and CDs with his clever sidesplitting comedy available for purchase.
More information on Phil Johnson can be found on his website: http://www.PhilJohnsonComedy.com
Possible Oscar went to FuMPFeST, and all we got was this stupid documentary
Possible Oscar went to FuMPFeST. This is their story. We proudly present Wasting Film: Live at FuMPFeST 2014, a Turnidoff Productions production.
The FuMP Volume 46 The FuMP Volume 46 (July - August 2014) is now available digitally with physical CDs coming soon!
Volume 46 features all of the songs posted to TheFuMP.com during July and August of 2014 including new tracks by Worm Quartet, the great Luke Ski, Carla Ulbrich, and Marc Gunn.
Marc Gunn celebrates the new season of Doctor Who with a song written by Devo Spice called "Doctor of Gallifrey." Insane Ian celebrates Guardians of the Galaxy with his Beatles parody "Rocket & Groot." And Smashy Claw returns to the FuMP with a very demented song about a "Goldfish."
Also, in a FuMP first, this album contains THREE cover songs. "Der Fuehrer's Face" by Kranken Welpen is a cover of the classic dementia song by Spike Jones. "Rich Fantasy Lives" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap is a cover of the Pegasus winning filk song by Rob Balder. And "Enema Countdown" by Bonecage is a new rocking version of the classic DaVinci's Notebook a cappella song.
This CD also contains a video of the great Luke Ski performing his Logan Award winning parody medley "When You Wish Upon A Death Star" live at Orlando Nerd Fest.
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